February 2013
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Feb 14th
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January 2013
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myurlistoolong said: TALK TO ME ABOUT IT WHAT DO YOU HAVE WELL I HAVE ONLY REALY HETALIA RIGHT NOW?? SO THERE’S LAT COWBOYMERICA DEMONVERSE!AMERICA INDIA AUSTRIA IDK THERE MIGHT BE MORE BUT THOSE I REMEMBER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
Jan 4th
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HOLY HELL GUYS WHICH COSPLAYS DOES BRING TO ALA?!?! HELP.
Jan 4th
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December 2012
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Apocalypse update from Southern California
candy-and-freedom: The coast is drying up as we speak, leaving California as an inland state and no longer a prime vacation spot. The local population is welcoming Mitt Romney to his Summer home in La Jolla. Sacramento is actually recognized as an important city on the map. LA is on fire, although honestly, everybody saw that one coming. Death Valley is suddenly the highest point in the...
Dec 21st
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dr-vblschrf: aoiasahina: (p + l)(a + n) = pa + pn + la + ln i foiled your plan  #oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOMYYYGOOOOOOOOOSH #THATS A PUN#THATS A MATH PUN #GOD I LOVE PUNS
Dec 13th
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Dec 11th
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razkazz: my boyfriend was being obviously secretive with his phone so I said hey what are you doing and he was giggling and said “….noooothing” and I tried to make him show me his phone but he wouldn’t and then he finally did it was corks, he was looking at pictures of corks
Dec 11th
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purehogwarts: I think everyone on tumblr does actually want to be friends but no-one wants to make the first move.
Dec 11th
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WatchWatch
youarelookingatthis: ermizhad: videohall: This girl is insane, I think > It gets stranger and stranger as it goes. > Her neighbors must hate her. This was better than some superbowl commercials I found the human personification of tumblr
Dec 11th
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askinnyblacksanta: askinnyblacksanta: i’m writing a theatrical work on puns it’s a play on words
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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vvierd: the sentence “i didn’t take his money” means something different depending on what word you emphasize
Dec 11th
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pluto-was-real: thumbtackjuicyfruitspork: bbcsherlockftw: methlabrador: what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is  I’d jump off a building. BUT WHAT WOULD BECOME OF ME but really tho I wouldn’t know what to do i mean what do planets do with their spare time I cry at the thought of becoming a squirrel.
Dec 11th
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furiclaus: omfg you know when someone you really admire like a really good artist or a really popular blogger or st followed you like AGES ago and every now and then you check to see if they still follow you because you assume they’ll probably have unfollowed you by now but they’re still following u and u just
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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“Do you have Battletoads?”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Dec 11th
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myrunningfeetcouldfly: I just googled “college christmas trees” and I found some gems that needed to be shared and my personal favorite
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Listenhappynstanceimaging: kyntello: It is...
Dec 11th
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Reblog with your name →
honeybeeswax: deathwindchimes: aurelia-a: sheepystars: pinkieshy: lissyfishy: bravelittletiger: xthe-blackoutx: imthetagteamchampions: Kira The name of a sweet young girl whose smile and laugh could light up a world filled wtih darkness and the eyes that could make your anger vanish into thin air.  Dreama Origins - Greek - meaning joyous music Dreama’s are also kind...
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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the-vegan-muser: jakeforjesus: Aren’t you like 12 said the 16 year old to the 15 year old 12: the most hated age in the world 
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
Dec 8th
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frostyginger: PSA -Do not call a Jane cosplayer fat -Do not tell a Jane cosplayer they are too thin to cosplay Jane -Do not call any cosplayer fat -Do not tell any cosplayer they are too thin. -EVEN when you’re in character. Let’s play by the golden rule folks Treat others the way you want to be treated. Thank you.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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ghost-anus: evanedinger: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY
Dec 8th
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Ich Schippe Schnee.
sleeplessart: Verstanden? Kapiert? Ich schippe Schnee. Ich schippe ihn. So viel. SCHIPPE. Den Schnee. Mit meiner neuen Schippe.
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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How to write an essay:
Step 1: Open Microsoft Word
Step 2: Cry
Step 3: Open Tumblr
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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ferriswheelfourtris: finishing a book is simultaneously the best and worst feeling ever
Dec 7th
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obsessedwithcolumbine: do you ever see a friend of yours do something really stupid and you’re just like
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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pale-quadrant: pale-quadrant: so i went to sit on my my bed but my butt hit something hard and uncomfortable so i pulled back the cover aND I JUST you
Dec 7th
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whorenament: I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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prayzer: did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why
Dec 7th
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