On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent.
Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”
and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT”
how to piss someone off:
leave the door open
this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen
ah yes just what i was looking for
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
my phone vibrated on my laptop and it recorded so i used that sample to make a fun lil song using just the vibration noise. i had fun
are you fucking kidding me
Are you fucking kidding me.
My friend took minecraft to a whole new level.
Minecraft ft Attack on Titan .
i played this map and its amazing
this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U
also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere
we know the speed of sound but whats the sound of speed
has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are
WHAT THE FUCK
HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE
ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL
????? ?? ? ???????//
SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME
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